Definitions by HeroHandy
flash handy
Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."
flash handy by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
clan clinger
An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
clan clinger by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
smoke broker
Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
smoke broker by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
book boyfriend
The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
book boyfriend by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
lame duck husband
When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
lame duck husband by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Hot Olivia
When a runner girl climbs on top of her man fresh off a workout and pulls off her sweaty sports bra, drenching him in boob sweat. This can be both a form of erotica or punishment, depending on the stank from the workout.
Guy: "You ready for deez nutz?"
Girl: "Only if you're ready for some Hot Olivia- let me shower first!"
Girl: "Only if you're ready for some Hot Olivia- let me shower first!"
Hot Olivia by HeroHandy May 4, 2019