Definitions by Hermantown
Accelerated Darwinism
The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.
"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
Accelerated Darwinism by Hermantown July 7, 2021
Bimbo
A frivolous trumpet player whose best trait is making phony door slips and has a peculiar incapability of renting minivans. This person also is completely sleep deprived and often falls asleep amidst the height of social gatherings. He is also an absolute food slut and will do anything needed to acquire food; a glutton.
'Hey have you seen a bimbo around these parts?'
'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he acquired through a phony door slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just woke from his nap and food spontaneously appeared before his head.'
'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he acquired through a phony door slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just woke from his nap and food spontaneously appeared before his head.'
Bimbo by Hermantown April 17, 2019
Vermin
An annoying fat man typically with a massive & hairy beer gut. A form of name calling and degradation. Also, a worthless man who didn’t go to college. (And is also fat w/ hernias)
Vermin by Hermantown August 23, 2018
Sack o’ beans
Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.
Sack o’ beans by Hermantown August 23, 2018
cool talk
(Also spelled Kool Talk) When a stail man has his mouth full of food or beverage and speaks. Especially in the company of others. (Only applicable to a rancid vermin)
cool talk by Hermantown August 21, 2018