Definitions by Hercolena Oliver
smstrain
A smstrain is a quatrain, or a stanza within a phone, that consists of four lines. It is the most common of all manifestations of cellphomania (phone therapy for recovering erstwhile incurable nymphomaniacs and insomniacs though maniacs ARE not excluded). The rhyming patterns include iiuu, yuyu, icci, sexe.
You appear well trained in constraining your smstrain within the required cell train without any apprent strain be it shine or rain.
smstrain by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008
pass
Does not have a twofold meaning, as those who pass the school evidently did not go to the school and therefore by a process of logical deduction could not pass exams either.
pass by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008
turtail
Suffering websurfer's version of snailmail adapted to an aquatic habitat for when systems are slower than desirable for traditional e-mail.
turtail by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008
back2me
A phrase popularly coined by delirious lovesick gullibles awaiting the imminent returns of their loved ones who are having a whale of a time offline for the general safety of other websurfers.
Come hail or high five mail I'm convinced he/she'll get back2me, eventually, even if it takes forevermore.
back2me by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008
pay and play
Playing games and utilising other facilities online, including matchmaking services, at a price, usually via credit card and pay pal, as cash is hard, so all is well (until your bank manager personally comes to drag you from your beloved PC.)
pay and play by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008
increpid
That increpid house is more habitable than some abodes I have not seen as yet and therefore should no depreciate in attempted appreciation.
increpid by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008