AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
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A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
'Violent turdbulence interrupted a lecturing Gabriel and Greta, forewarning the imminent weltering pints of shit being sent skyward from their burdened shitpipes.'
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Get the Dung Druff mug.'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'
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Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
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The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.
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The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.
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'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
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'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021
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