Henry simons's definitions

Cosmo

A homeless British man who is on the run after breaking in to a hospital and stealing all of the morphine

Damn cosmo stole all my morphine

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Sex

Me 24 7

That guy is having sex

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Matei Gypsieson

A nice Romanian who is good at stealing and swimming when he swam I had a stroke

Wow Matei Gypsieson died

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Betty

A mean girl who keeps calling me a gnome

-short person

Betty is mean

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Volodymyr Zelenskyj

A very sexy and powerful man who suffers from giga balls síndrome and has a pp of 2 light years

Wow Volodymyr Zelenskyj is so badass

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

‘Merica

‘Merica is the land of fredom und guns end liberty

-Merican

Merica is the land of drunk hooligans, gun loving patriotic idiotic sports fans who call A SPORT WHERE YOU PLAY WITH YOUR HANDS AND THE BALL IS A FRICKING EGG!!!!

-European

‘Merica is dumb

by Henry simons May 5, 2022

Pelle

Pelle is a perfect person and is the best danser and singer in the world

Pelle gets all the bitches

by Henry simons November 28, 2022