Henry's definitions

Mud Hamper

A HUGE ass.

Look at the Mud-Hamper on that little Latina.

by Henry April 10, 2004

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

Black Elvis

A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.

"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"

by Henry September 21, 2005

canine

In S&M it's a practice in which the slave behaves as a dog: i.e. wears a collar and leash, eats and drinks from a bowl, crawls around on all fours, spends time in a kennel, etc. Woof!

Master Bruno and and his boy, Henry, were into K9.

by Henry March 10, 2005

baba booey

Nickname for Howard Stern show producer Gary Dell'Abate. Bestowed on him when one day during a show Gary insisted that he had a animation cell of Quick Draw McGraw sidekick "Baba Booey" When Gary was proven wrong (actually "Baba Louie"), as punishment Howard called Gary Baba Booey for the rest of the broadcast. After the broadcast, Gary was heard to say "Well, I'm glad that joke's over." Little did he know.
Ridiculed for having big teeth, bad breath, looking like a monkey or a babboon, and being overly defensive when something he does is questioned.

"His teeth are green and skunky, and he looks just like a monkey, Baba Booey"
"What is it, Baba Booey?"

by Henry June 18, 2006

f jackie

From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.

"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."

by Henry June 18, 2006

hick

A short way to say hispanic. Commonly used in some states as a 'nice' way to say spic. Racist twords hispanic people.

I cant belive that hick just cut me off, damn dominicans need to go back where they came.

by Henry November 13, 2004