Henry's definitions

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

hick

A short way to say hispanic. Commonly used in some states as a 'nice' way to say spic. Racist twords hispanic people.

I cant belive that hick just cut me off, damn dominicans need to go back where they came.

by Henry November 13, 2004

f jackie

From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.

"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."

by Henry June 18, 2006

pimp in the box

Self-effacing nickname given by sports talk host Jim Rome to himself where he essentially calls himself out as a sellout, i.e., that he promotes or 'pimps' products for money on the radio, aka "the box". Occasionally shorted to "Pimp" by callers and/or guests.

"I am the Pimp in the Box, Jim Rome..."
"What's up Pimp, great show."

by Henry June 21, 2006

kinghenry

adjective.
this word is used to describe a person, place, or thing as the word "adjective" suggests. this word can mean anything positive, for example this word can mean cool, awesome, gangster, pimp, intelligent, sexy, attractive, etc.

1. Whoa, that new shirt you're wearing is kinghenry.
2. Damn, your new 72 inch plasma flat-screen television is kinghenry.
3. I wish i can be kinghenry like you.

by henry February 16, 2005

parents

fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

by henry March 13, 2005

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

by henry August 23, 2003