Henry's definitions

random/10

Meaning that what was just said was random

I rate that random/10

by Henry April 10, 2005

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005

tulow

fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm

durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious

by henry December 30, 2004

blazin

Cool and the best. The coolest damn thing.

Mr. P's Pizza
One of my homies thinks it's just blazin!

by Henry May 26, 2004

Dingles

A peculier gentlemen who's view upon carpentry and knitting are almost orgasmic to an extent that a high pitch whistle scream can be heard in the distance. Stay away from this person at all costs. This individuals voice at most times is somewhat murmured typically due to the fact that this person has braces and a protein deficiency.

Run quickly, Dingles are flocking the Home Depot with crochet's and rare egyptian cotten.

by Henry November 20, 2004

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005