Henry's definitions

parents

fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

by henry March 13, 2005

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

by henry August 23, 2003

Dingles

A peculier gentlemen who's view upon carpentry and knitting are almost orgasmic to an extent that a high pitch whistle scream can be heard in the distance. Stay away from this person at all costs. This individuals voice at most times is somewhat murmured typically due to the fact that this person has braces and a protein deficiency.

Run quickly, Dingles are flocking the Home Depot with crochet's and rare egyptian cotten.

by Henry November 20, 2004

Mud Hamper

A HUGE ass.

Look at the Mud-Hamper on that little Latina.

by Henry April 10, 2004

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

plastic fantastic lover

Not a common saying, but a saying for a dildo

A song by Jefferson Airplane is called plastic fantastic lover

by Henry May 2, 2005