Definitions by Hellmine Cornish

Saxophonist

A musician who plays the saxophone. No other musicians posses an ego as inflated as a saxophonist's other than guitarists, however their egos come from different places, for guitarists their ego comes from the belief that their instrument is superior whereas saxophonist's ego come from the knowledge that their instrument is superior.

person 1 "I am a saxophonist"
person 2 "Fuck off"

Saxophonist by Hellmine Cornish June 26, 2023

Snozzcumber 

A vegetable native to Giant country, it is known for its foul taste. Some believe that the dink frobbscottle is made from snozzcumber.

I just ate some snozzcumber, it was revolting.

Snozzcumber by Hellmine Cornish April 27, 2023

Horse 

Everyone knows what a horse is.

Look, a horse.

Horse by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023

Windows Media Player 

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

Windows Media Player by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Gugfadud

A word used as a name for a file that you can't think of a name for.

"I can't think of a name for this jpeg, i'll use a gugfadud instead."

Gugfadud by Hellmine Cornish August 9, 2022