Hellmine Cornish's definitions

Gugfadud

A word used as a name for a file that you can't think of a name for.

"I can't think of a name for this jpeg, i'll use a gugfadud instead."

by Hellmine Cornish August 9, 2022

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Horse

Everyone knows what a horse is.

Look, a horse.

by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023

Snozzcumber

A vegetable native to Giant country, it is known for its foul taste. Some believe that the dink frobbscottle is made from snozzcumber.

I just ate some snozzcumber, it was revolting.

by Hellmine Cornish April 27, 2023

Saxophonist

A musician who plays the saxophone. No other musicians posses an ego as inflated as a saxophonist's other than guitarists, however their egos come from different places, for guitarists their ego comes from the belief that their instrument is superior whereas saxophonist's ego come from the knowledge that their instrument is superior.

person 1 "I am a saxophonist"
person 2 "Fuck off"

by Hellmine Cornish June 26, 2023