Definitions by Hehe I cheated

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

the giant enemy spider 

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you see a lot of people didnt know that there was originally supposed to be a boss battle

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

ne ne denenene denenenene neneneeeeee ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

the giant enemy spider by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

school's laptops 

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

school's laptops by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

hand sanitizer gun 

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

hand sanitizer gun by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

the cheese twins 

Ohio's first and second official supervillains. these people throw cheese at cars and record it to upload to youtube along with a series of other pranks.

guy 1: bro why tf is my car covered in cheese
guy 2: must have been the cheese twins

the cheese twins by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

hand sanitizer man 

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

hand sanitizer man by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

urban dictionary submitters 

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

urban dictionary submitters by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021