my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it
by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

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by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

subreddit where, as the name implies, screenshots of cursed comments are posted. It is also the only place on reddit where you can post something and have it get taken down for violating a rule (in this case keep it cursed) while another person posts the exact same thing 2 days later and it doesnt get deleted
redditor 1: I wish I had a glowing cock
redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it
redditor 1: no please
redditor 2: beat my meatsaber
redditor 3: r/cursedcomments
redditor 2: we could play beatsaber with it
redditor 1: no please
redditor 2: beat my meatsaber
redditor 3: r/cursedcomments
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

on this day (February 21) if the ability to remove a discord user's warnings exists, they must be removed from as many discord user as possible in your server. removed warns on this day cannot be replaced and any new warns on this day are invalidated.
mod: !warn @user
bot: @user now has 3 warns!
mod: 3 warns = ban so bye
user: no its discord warn removal day
mod: ah I see
!unwarn @user
bot: @user has been unwarned, 0 warns remain!
bot: @user now has 3 warns!
mod: 3 warns = ban so bye
user: no its discord warn removal day
mod: ah I see
!unwarn @user
bot: @user has been unwarned, 0 warns remain!
by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.
so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit
so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

by Hehe I cheated June 19, 2021

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
