Definitions by Hehe I cheated

ctrl alt left 

flips your screen. dont do it unless you wanna troll someone

me: bro do ctrl alt left

friend: ok

friend: FUCK YOU

ctrl alt left by Hehe I cheated April 5, 2021

Nerf War 

A competition where 8 teams of 5 people try to shoot eachother with small foam projectiles. Usually goes like this:

2 teams face off against eachother
if you get hit you are out
if all members of your team are out your team loses and any enemy team members that are out are now back in
last team standing after all other teams are eliminated wins

nerf war

Nerf War by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Lasertag 

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

Lasertag by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

school's chromebooks 

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason

Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

school's chromebooks by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

penis fold 

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

penis fold by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Trash man 

Canada's third official supervillain (second being hand sanitizer man and the first being peepeepoopoo man), the Trash man throws trash over people's fences into their backyards whenever he wants to whoever he wants with seemingly no motive other than to piss people off. Witnesses report seeing him wearing a disposable face mask and a pair of blue sunglasses along with a green baseball cap, it is thought that he wears these to conceal his identity. As of typing this the trash man has not been identified

tim: WHO THE FUCK THREW TRASH INTO MY BACKYARD

tom: must have been the trash man

Trash man by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

let me show you how to scratch it 

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thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

let me show you how to scratch it by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021