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Definitions by Hedd Wyn

Louis Jenkins 

someone who never takes off his mask. big dong 2 inches long
Person 1 - "I bet he has a big cock"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Louis Jenkins"
Louis Jenkins by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021

Owen Wilding 

Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding
Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"
Owen Wilding by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021

Morgan Dennes 

Speccy, small, twat. Loves to flirt with any living being, and constantly asks for them to fulfil his life long dream of sexual attention. Usually quite short but a good laugh.
Person 1 - "Whos's that flirt over there?"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Morgan Dennes"
Morgan Dennes by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021

Ifan and Morus 

STAR WARS : ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
Several hundred solar systems under
the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
Dooku, have decalred their intentions to
secede from the Republic.

This separatist movement has made it
difficult for the limited number of
Jedi Kights to maintain peace and
order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
to vote on the critical issue
of creating an army to assist the
overwhelmed Jedi.
Ifan and Morus by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Katie Bullock 

AKA Katie Bollocks. Amen my son.
Person 1 - "Is that Katie Bullock?"
Person 2 - "Don't you mean BOLLOCKS HAHJAHJAHAHAHHAHAAHAJJHBAHHJBAJHAHJAHJAHAHAHAHABHGABHA"
Katie Bullock by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Lona Hudson

Lona this is my request, I'm so in love with you, you complete me and always make me smile. I'm too scared to ask in person but if you ever see this please know how i feel - Anonymous
Lona Hudson by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021
When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her
Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"
Header by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021