Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

by Hedd Wyn December 01, 2021

Owen Wilding

Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding

Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"

by Hedd Wyn December 03, 2021

Lona Hudson

Lona this is my request, I'm so in love with you, you complete me and always make me smile. I'm too scared to ask in person but if you ever see this please know how i feel - Anonymous

Lona Hudson 4 eva

by Hedd Wyn December 01, 2021

Louis Jenkins

someone who never takes off his mask. big dong 2 inches long

Person 1 - "I bet he has a big cock"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Louis Jenkins"

by Hedd Wyn December 03, 2021

Ifan and Morus

STAR WARS : ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate
Several hundred solar systems under
the leadership of the rebel leader, Count
Dooku, have decalred their intentions to
secede from the Republic.

This separatist movement has made it
difficult for the limited number of
Jedi Kights to maintain peace and
order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of
Naboo, is returning to Coruscant
to vote on the critical issue
of creating an army to assist the
overwhelmed Jedi.

Ifan and Morus lol

by Hedd Wyn December 01, 2021

Lona and Seren

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram two individuals morgan has wanked over in the shower whilst scrolling through instagram

Morgan likes lots of women cause he is a whore including - Lona and Seren- and maisie and elen and ella and maisie

by Hedd Wyn December 01, 2021

Katie Bullock

AKA Katie Bollocks. Amen my son.

Person 1 - "Is that Katie Bullock?"
Person 2 - "Don't you mean BOLLOCKS HAHJAHJAHAHAHHAHAAHAJJHBAHHJBAJHAHJAHJAHAHAHAHABHGABHA"

by Hedd Wyn December 01, 2021