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Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia
Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Windy pops

Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
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System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work
Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Dangleberry deeds

When a dude with shit in his Butt crack and a history of violence against women starts getting the shits with you for minding your own business and studying and being nice to chicks
Bro that dude is doing dangleberry deeds again around me but his poop and his farts make me wanna hurl haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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