Career sodomy

When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job

That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023

Vag

A hobby shop

That vag is the best place to spend your time mate go inside there , that’s not gonna hurt anyone.

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023

To do flatus

When a person with nothing gets robbed by a rich person

I didn’t mean to do flatus but the guy was trynna buy my Rolex with a used condom

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 13, 2020

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023

Pegged

When a pitcher throws a baseball he’s pitching it , but when anyone else throws some item that isn’t usually thrown as hard as it can be thrown at someone , they are pegging it at them there is no pitch or pitcher.

Fuck they pegged those immigrants at the Uber company pretty hard ay, literally walked off the cargo ship into a brand new Camry , and told to help the country identify ppl smugglers haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023