Heather The Great's definitions

Bass'd

means farted, blew ass, released methane into the air---usually in someone's face

Fuck dude, Dean 100% bass'd in Betsy's face! It smelled so rank!

by Heather The Great April 1, 2005

Beefed

1. reffering to a body part that is totally messed up and looks as if someone took a meat tenderizer to it
2. super built, having lots of muscles

1. Dude, Tristan got in a fight last night! His hand is so beefed!
2. Dude, Tristan's muscles are fucking boss. He's really beefed.

by Heather The Great April 1, 2005

100%

-meaning totally, really, truly

Dude, I 100% bought a new bass yesterday.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

boss

-meaning completely cool, wicked, gnarly, groovy, slammin', bangin', ect...

Dude! That fuckin' concert was so boss!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Snagglepuss

-meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.

God damn, Snagglepuss smells of tuna and rotten armpit. I bet her curtled cooter is oozing all over the place.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005