Heather The Great's definitions

100%

-meaning totally, really, truly

Dude, I 100% bought a new bass yesterday.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

clef girl

-a female that plays bass

Drummer- Dude, i need a bassist for my new band.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tracter

-meaning a hillbilly girl who likes country music and cowboy boots.

-a female hick

-comes from the hick song "she thinks my tracter's sexy"

That tracter looks like a fool in her gap shirt and her cowboy boots. What a fuckin' tard-o.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

boss

-meaning completely cool, wicked, gnarly, groovy, slammin', bangin', ect...

Dude! That fuckin' concert was so boss!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005