Heather 's definitions

ford

At least they circled the problem...

no examples here...fords just flat out suck. and thats all there is to it

by heather March 23, 2004

Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...

"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"

by Heather December 9, 2004

slipknot

1) A band who are, in case you didn't know, about to split up... Just ask Mr Jordison or the other ones who have a band and now sound so much better. Little kiddies like to think they're metal.
Remedy: listen to Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

2) A knot around your neck which will kill you if you dangle from it. Death can be anywhere from instant neck-breaking to prolongued (up to 30mins) strangulation, depending on how much you struggle.
Remedy: none, you're fucked.

Dude 1 "Dude, that kid's got a Slipknot hoody on"
Dude 2 "Quick, hand him a copy of enter decent album here"

by Heather April 28, 2003

get out of punx

When we went to DISNEYLAND, they kicked us out suddenly.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they told me to wash hair. they told me to take off jackets.
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin money
disneyland get out of punx to make fuckin dream
disneyland wanna make dream. so they put down punx
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick
they make fuckin money. they make fuckin dream
DISNEYLAND GET OUT OF PUNX! we felt fuckin sick

Here, now we never have to search for the fucking lyrics again.

by Heather November 26, 2004

Mushrooms

An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.

1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

2. "That's wonderful!"

by Heather January 16, 2005

crackalatin

crackalatin is something another crip member says to another crip member.. meening "whats good?, whats up?"

the same goes for the bloods..except its "whats brackalatin" ... as in were two bloods say "whats good?, whats up"

"yo playboy, whats crackalatin? haven't seen you in a minute"

by heather August 10, 2004

lacoste

It actually has a crocodile, not an alligator, as the logo. It's considered "preppy" by most people, and it often times seen with the collar popped. Made of high quality cotton ang go for about $70 in the states.

Guy 1- Hey, did you see that guy with the crocodile on his shirt?

Guy 2- Yeah, I think it was a Lacoste.

by Heather February 25, 2005