jelly bracelets

At our school they mean:

yellow-hug
green-give head
red-lap dance
pink-make-out
black-sex
grey(silver)-hand job
purple-outdoor sex
clear-whatever breaker wants
glow in the dark-use sex toys
white-flash
orange-kiss

You all need to shut the HELL up because these braclets really have no meaning its just some perverted meaning that adults thought up and intend to blame us for it, I am just fine wearing my bracelets that fact that it pisses teachers off is just an added bonus!

by Heather March 23, 2004

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my chemical romance

popular "emo band", listened to by, stupid emo kids and posers. they only got popular because of those dumbasses at MTV, playing their crappy songs. kids see mcr on MTV, and think they're "SoO0Oo k3wL". and then they go around labeling themselves, 'punk' or 'goth'. those kids don't know what punk and goth really is. gerard way is a horrible singer. he can't sing for shit. those posers who listen to mcr probably listen to green day too.

poser:"hEy, i SaWz mCr oN MtV. sO ThEy MuSt B k3wL. N iF i L!St3n 2 M, i iZ SoOo0o pXnK/GaWtHx!!!!1111 YaYz!!11111 DaT mEaN i iZ k3wL 2!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"

Fucking posers...

by Heather June 16, 2005

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father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

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