Heather's definitions
A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.
by Heather January 1, 2005
Get the moose knucklesmug. 1.A person who gets mad at the drop of a dime of somthing smalls and blows it up in to a big unnesssary deal.
2. some one who hold in all their problems and explodes all at once over nothing.
2. some one who hold in all their problems and explodes all at once over nothing.
by Heather September 21, 2004
Get the Spazmug. A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
by Heather March 13, 2005
Get the Avril Lavingemug. The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...
by Heather April 7, 2004
Get the Maynard James Keenanmug. Cute, big cheeks, named after a reindeer, blue eyes, super hawt, loves boys, brunette. She loves to hang with friends and always has a good time. Is always embarrassed by family and dresses over the top. She absolutely loves outdoors. Klarices always get what they want and are often the "favorite child".
by Heather June 23, 2014
Get the klaricemug. 
a lady, or in this age, gentleman, who is selectively promiscuous.
first seen in Ireland in the 1970s
first seen in Ireland in the 1970s
by heather September 24, 2004
Get the yo-yo knickersmug.