Heath Raftery's definitions
by Heath Raftery September 15, 2006
Get the hifalutinmug. A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.
Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.
Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!
by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009
Get the bagatitismug. The difficult to pronounce abbreviation that begins many web URLs: www
Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".
Formed from three double-u's and suggests more considered sophistication than the reactionist "tri-double-u".
by Heath Raftery July 15, 2007
Get the sextuple-umug. Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.
A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.
A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.
Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*
by Heath Raftery September 12, 2007
Get the peeceesmug. by Heath Raftery February 24, 2008
Get the manulatemug. One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with.
Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.
Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.
"News from around the traps is that Sally is bonking Frank"
"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"
"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"
by Heath Raftery May 7, 2008
Get the trapsmug. The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.
Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007
Get the blowfishmug.