14 definitions by Heath

sneezure

repetitive sneezing; five or more. Also see grandma sneezures.

My sneezures are so bad I almost past out from lack of oxygen.

by Heath December 15, 2003

Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

Rusty Pipe

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.

She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.

by Heath January 31, 2006

nugganooch

an expresion of happynness

"I'm gunna get laid. NUGGANOOCH!

by Heath June 6, 2004

spifolicious

Wow, Nice, Wonderful, Sensational... Usually said in the lead up to intercourse when one is impressed with the others package

MMMMMmmmmmmmm, your looking spifolicious tonight

by Heath August 28, 2003

Grandma sneezure

ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.

Mom is in a comma because she had grandma sneezures and could breath.

by Heath December 15, 2003

devon miller

A manly man, women hench over with orgasmic cramps in his presence. Also one with mad Ninja skills. Also eir to the Miller Brewing Fortune.

devon once walked into a room with 7 girls. Each fell on the ground moaning and screaming like a cat stepped on by a cow. It was so loud that he became angered and released a mammoth load of jiz killing everyone in the town.

by Heath March 31, 2005