Houdini

When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.

My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".

by Haywood Jablowme January 09, 2017

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

fagitronics

gay frat activities or frats all together

The two brothers are involved in some serious fagitronics

by Haywood Jablowme August 05, 2004

chucks

awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!

o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.

by haywood jablowme May 13, 2005

Papi Culo

One who is to be considered the Father of all Ass's (Ass Daddy)

Man, i am the Papiculo

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007