Haywood Jablowme 's definitions
A native of the Indian techtonic plate region of south asia; and worshipper of the hindu religion. Order: hindus indianous. These people dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont understand english if you have a valid question on any real tech support. They also hate paki's. dirty, stinky pakis.
Abu is a Paki-hating Hindian.
by Haywood Jablowme February 21, 2005

awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!
o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.
by haywood jablowme May 13, 2005

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

1. West Brook High School dirtleg planning on graduating in the year 2004. But grades or attendance records may keep some from making that accomplishment. (GED is there only option after failure of graduating.) 2. Cock gobbler. 3. Person who gets drunk off of nonalcoholic drinks (Usually consisting of Sun Kist soda and tap water.) 4. Often uses vegetables (pickles, squash, potatoes, etc.) as sexual toys. 5. Has sexual intercourse up the rectum (Doggy style) on a ladder while singing some David Allan Coe. 6. Often seen on the sandy creek bottoms having sexual intercourse on the rag (red sand).
by haywood jablowme April 28, 2003

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's
by Haywood Jablowme April 21, 2005

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by Haywood Jablowme June 4, 2004
