Haywood Jablowme's definitions

Ghostbusters

Rocks of crack cocaine that have been dipped in PCP water.

Ingested in the same fashion as plain crack cocaine, smoked from a glass pipe. Smoking ghostbusters produces a more elevated state of inebriation that crack alone.

That nigger is whacked, he been smokin' them ghostbusters.

by Haywood Jablowme May 21, 2004

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

triple z

boobs the size of cars. Usually having the power to pound a steak into cement.

Those triple z's could knock out Mike Tyson.

by Haywood Jablowme April 7, 2004

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

Hindian

A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.

"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"

-Aaron Spalding

by Haywood Jablowme May 13, 2005