Haywood Jablowme's definitions

fagitronics

gay frat activities or frats all together

The two brothers are involved in some serious fagitronics

by Haywood Jablowme August 5, 2004

Mudling

An offspring of the Mudhut. Often crazy, ill behaved and mexican.

Fucking Mudling bit my ankle.

by Haywood Jablowme June 4, 2004

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

oh fo fo sho

1. West Brook High School dirtleg planning on graduating in the year 2004. But grades or attendance records may keep some from making that accomplishment. (GED is there only option after failure of graduating.) 2. Cock gobbler. 3. Person who gets drunk off of nonalcoholic drinks (Usually consisting of Sun Kist soda and tap water.) 4. Often uses vegetables (pickles, squash, potatoes, etc.) as sexual toys. 5. Has sexual intercourse up the rectum (Doggy style) on a ladder while singing some David Allan Coe. 6. Often seen on the sandy creek bottoms having sexual intercourse on the rag (red sand).

oh fo fo sho dog

by haywood jablowme April 28, 2003

molly pye

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's

i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!

by Haywood Jablowme April 21, 2005

Papi Culo

One who is to be considered the Father of all Ass's (Ass Daddy)

Man, i am the Papiculo

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

chucks

awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!

o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.

by haywood jablowme May 13, 2005