Haywood JaBlowme's definitions
awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!
o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.
by haywood jablowme May 13, 2005

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut
see also: slut
Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.
by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

a highly uncontagious disesase involving a dogs pelvic region. you can get this disease from having intercourse with female dogs.
by haywood jablowme November 27, 2007

by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.
by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.
"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"
-Aaron Spalding
-Aaron Spalding
by Haywood Jablowme May 13, 2005
