The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.
"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"
by Haydoom December 28, 2008
Get the Reverse Dirtmud mug.She bought two of those sling things for her kids so she could breastfeed both at the same time. Very white landfill, if you ask me.
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
Get the White Landfill mug.A sudden, seemingly reasonless burst of anger. Typically from a woman. Though a man can be the culprit, if particularly feminine. Men usually have reason for their temper tantrums.
Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.
That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.
Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.
That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.
Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
"We were just sitting on the couch watching a movie with, all of a sudden she had an unprovoked batshit".
"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".
"Oh my bad".
"It's okay, it happens".
"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".
"Oh my bad".
"It's okay, it happens".
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
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"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".
"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".
by Haydoom July 29, 2009
Get the Reverse Anger-Management mug."Didja hear about Jim and Susie?"
"No, what?"
"He proposed to her and she said no. He then proceeded to beat her".
"Oh wow, then what happened?"
"She then said yes. Been happily married for 3 years now".
"Sounds like a Dirtmud to me".
"I'm so happy for them".
"No, what?"
"He proposed to her and she said no. He then proceeded to beat her".
"Oh wow, then what happened?"
"She then said yes. Been happily married for 3 years now".
"Sounds like a Dirtmud to me".
"I'm so happy for them".
by Haydoom December 20, 2008
Get the Dirtmud mug.Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D
"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."
by Haydoom December 22, 2008
Get the Chuck Klosterman mug.A humorous web-based mini-movie musical starring Neil Patrick Harris and others.
Neil Patrick Harris plays the role typically seen as the bad guy (an evil genius) and fights Nathan Fillion, as Captain Hammer (the usual good guy), over a mutual love interest (Felicia Day, as Penny).
Neil Patrick Harris plays the role typically seen as the bad guy (an evil genius) and fights Nathan Fillion, as Captain Hammer (the usual good guy), over a mutual love interest (Felicia Day, as Penny).
by Haydoom December 22, 2008
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