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adolf hitler

One of the worlds biggest trolls. Probably the most mentioned imfamous person in history. No he did not kill the most people in the world, two other leaders have killed more people. He was the leader of the National socialists. (NAZI) why they have a "Z" i will never know. He burned one of his own government buildings to make his people think the communists did it. See false flag He killed himself in a bunker with his partner I believe he took a poisonous pill and shot himself in the head.
Hitler loved german shepards, wrote a book called Mein Kampf(my struggle). He was a painter, was not good at first but i think he got better over time. Hitler was born in Austria, raised by an abusive single mother. He was raised catholic and was quoted as stating he believed in god and also stated he did not like religion. Some think he was an atheist. We will never fully know.
Adolf Hitler took meth injections to try to help his brain.
by Hawn Gnarley August 14, 2014
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pork fest

like a sausage fest, but it is with all sun burned cops.
the police auction was a pork fest.
by Hawn Gnarley August 1, 2014
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native american goodbye

When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.
the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.
by Hawn Gnarley August 20, 2014
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Lemon Racing

Lemon racing is the act of having a group of friends(you included) finding the most crappy worthless vehicle you can rent borrow or own, and racing other people who also found such vehicles. a byproduct of this type of racing is usually cars breaking down or exploding.
the reason why lemon racing is called "lemon" is because lemon is a term for a terrible car.
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
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www.urbandictionary.com

A site that will shoot down most of the good definitions you post.
www.urbandictionary.com has shot down many good definitions that I tried to post. Not all of them are good, but many are.
by Hawn Gnarley August 23, 2014
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Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
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red

the color red is a sign of power, and it is the color that most women are attracted to.
red cars are known for having the most speeding tickets.
by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014
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