Definitions by Hawn Gnarley

masturbacide 

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.

masturbacide is how i want to die.

masturbacide by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

gull shit 

something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.

this food is gull shit.

gull shit by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

overrated 

justin bieber
lady gaga
miley cyrus
the beatles
nicki minaj
little wayne
macklemore

basically 65-80% of everything on vevos' youtube channel.

being overrated is not a good thing.

overrated by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

commercial 

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

commercial by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

slut 

A woman with the morals of a dog.

paris hilton is a slut.

slut by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

nicholas cage 

a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.

nicholas cage has lived for centuries.

nicholas cage by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014

red 

the color red is a sign of power, and it is the color that most women are attracted to.

red cars are known for having the most speeding tickets.

red by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014