Hawn Gnarley's definitions

size princess

a size princess is the opposite of a size queen. a size princess likes very small penises.

size princesses are not very common.

by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014

wall banging

wall banging is a sex act where you knock your partner against the wall violently.

dont ever do wall banging it just aint right

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

Quote Theory

The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.

Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.

by Hawn Gnarley July 4, 2014

overrated

justin bieber
lady gaga
miley cyrus
the beatles
nicki minaj
little wayne
macklemore

basically 65-80% of everything on vevos' youtube channel.

being overrated is not a good thing.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

gull shit

something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.

this food is gull shit.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

nicholas cage

a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.

nicholas cage has lived for centuries.

by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014

Flag burning

Mostly done when a flag is too damaged or touches the ground. Can also be done when protesting. The supreme court has ruled that flag burning is protected by freedom of speech. Does not make sense why people think it is bad to do it when it is done so often after a flag is too damaged or touches the ground.

Flag burning is frowned upon in America.

by Hawn Gnarley August 12, 2014