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masturbacide

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.
masturbacide is how i want to die.
by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014
mugGet the masturbacidemug.

wall banging

wall banging is a sex act where you knock your partner against the wall violently.
dont ever do wall banging it just aint right
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
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native american goodbye

When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.
the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.
by Hawn Gnarley August 20, 2014
mugGet the native american goodbyemug.

www.urbandictionary.com

A site that will shoot down most of the good definitions you post.
www.urbandictionary.com has shot down many good definitions that I tried to post. Not all of them are good, but many are.
by Hawn Gnarley August 23, 2014
mugGet the www.urbandictionary.commug.

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
mugGet the Double Handjobmug.

Quote Theory

The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.
Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.
by Hawn Gnarley July 4, 2014
mugGet the Quote Theorymug.

overrated

justin bieber
lady gaga
miley cyrus
the beatles
nicki minaj
little wayne
macklemore

basically 65-80% of everything on vevos' youtube channel.
being overrated is not a good thing.
by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014
mugGet the overratedmug.

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