kissing the ashtray

When you kiss a guy or girl who smokes and it tastes of cigarette ash. Not pleasent.
Yo I thought she was buff until I was kissing the ashtray. Now I have barfed 4 times!
by Hawke February 19, 2006
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metallica

Metallica, simply, are the best band that this planet has ever produced.
by Hawke November 05, 2005
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So

1.
Used in an argument when someone has made a good point and the other person doesn't know what to say.
2.
Used before a sentence when someone is not sure what to say. Usually repeated by another person.
3.
Used by teenage girls and gay men in the middle of a sentence to emphasize a the point. See like
4.
Used by someone in a conversation if it doesn't matter.
5.
Used by someone in a conversation if they don't care.
1.
Man 1: But you're a dick!
Man 2: So?
2.
Girl:So...
Man:So...
Girl: Wanna go to the cinema?
3.
Gay: That is like so good.
4.
Man: But it's raining outside!
Girl: So?
5.
Man: I have a big willy.
Girl: So?
by Hawke September 11, 2005
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fassy 'ole

Generally spelt as fassy hole but should really be pronounced "Fassy 'ole!" A offensive term which means pissy hole in some places
Hey james guess what? That new kid is a Fassy 'ole!
by Hawke March 02, 2005
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buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...
Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.
by Hawke September 02, 2005
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billie joe armstrong

For those of you who who say he is very talented, you are hopelessly wrong. In Green Day songs there is something that is missing out of most 'rock' music today. Solos! The true essence of metal. Green Day rarely have any of these and when they do they are pathetic. Green Day were once good. Now they are Pop-Punk sell out's. How can all you bitchez say he's the 'sexiest man on earth' he damn well wears eyeliner the gay! Most of there songs are SO easy to play! Just listen to 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' dun dun CHA. dun dun CHA. A five year old could play that. You bitchez need to get a life man,'stead of idolling over someone your NEVER going to have. The lead singer should have had his name changed to Billie Joe 'Three Chord' Armstrong.
Please don't get me start about Billie Joe Armstrong. Make that 'Three Chord' Armstrong.
by Hawke September 13, 2005
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thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle
"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"
by Hawke June 09, 2005
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