Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Nerd
Someone who is smart and wears stylish clothes (or at least wears regular clothes). Some nerds are popular, some are funny. If you wear any clothes that are stupidly dull, idiotic, or worse than the style of regular clothes, you are a neek, not a nerd.
Nerd by HawaiianPunch1 November 26, 2009
Penomniscient
Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
Noth
A nerdy goth, or a gothic nerd. A noth fits in with the other goths, yet exels in school and are as smart as nerds. Nerds shouldn't be cunfused with geeks, dorks, or dweebs.Not geeks, dorks, and dweebs are smart. All nerds and noths are really smart and most are awsome.
Goth: Hey goth, you are smart and wearing all black.
Noth:Thanks. You too.
Goth:Represent!
want to hang out after school?
Noth:Sure. Than I'll do my homework.
Goth: Could you tutor me sometime.
Noth:Sure.
Goth:Noth is the goth to be.
Noth:Yup.
Noth:Thanks. You too.
Goth:Represent!
want to hang out after school?
Noth:Sure. Than I'll do my homework.
Goth: Could you tutor me sometime.
Noth:Sure.
Goth:Noth is the goth to be.
Noth:Yup.
Noth by HawaiianPunch1 November 18, 2009
Geek
Geeks are wannabe nerds. Geeks are people that are not nesessarily smart. Geeks are jealous of nerds and dress up in the stupidest way possible to seem smart, ruin nerds' reputation, and feed people's steriotype of nerds. The differences between nerds and geeks is that all nerds are smart, but not all geeks are smart and the smartest geek is no smarter than the average joe. Most nerds are stylish, funny, social, well mannered, or some or all of the above. Geeks are dopey. The first geeks were freaks at a freakshow biting heads off of chickens.
Geek 1:I got left back. Look at my suspenders. Don't I look smart?
Geek 2:I failed three classes and barely passed summer school because I cut class to become cool.
Geek 1:That's a new record.
Geek 2:I'm the cooliest! Suspended animation is the cancelation of a cartoon.
Nerd A: Actually, it's when your body cools down to the point where it shuts down for a while, being preserved.
Geeks 1 and 2:Your clothes are ugly!
Nerd A: Are you blind! These are brand clothes and sneakers.
Nerd B and C (which are both popular): 'Sup Nerd A.
Nerd A: 'Sup Nerd B and C.
Geek 2:I failed three classes and barely passed summer school because I cut class to become cool.
Geek 1:That's a new record.
Geek 2:I'm the cooliest! Suspended animation is the cancelation of a cartoon.
Nerd A: Actually, it's when your body cools down to the point where it shuts down for a while, being preserved.
Geeks 1 and 2:Your clothes are ugly!
Nerd A: Are you blind! These are brand clothes and sneakers.
Nerd B and C (which are both popular): 'Sup Nerd A.
Nerd A: 'Sup Nerd B and C.
Geek by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2009
Nerd
A studious and smart person who gets made fun of by haters. Nerds are not necessarily the 1960's stereo type with bottle cap glasses, suspenders, button shirts with pens in a shirt pocket, ect. Some nerds are good looking, some are smart, and some are both. Nerds are academicly advanced. However, most nerds are still socially challenged. Nerds are loners. :)
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Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Galileo Galilei, Little rock 9, Alfred Binet, Carl Linnaeus, Steve Urkil the nerd.
Nerd by HawaiianPunch1 October 25, 2009