HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Ritabooze

The combination of ritalin and booze. Since ritalin is methylphenidate and booze is ethanol, consumption of both creates ethylphenidate in the body which feels really good.

I am having some ritabooze! This ritabooze feels nice!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2021

Knird

Someone who is smart, stylish, semi-social to social, confident, semi-fit to fit, and probably picked on by haters.

Nerds suck, Knirds rock. Knirds are unique.

Knird:We are hated because of differentiated individualism. leave us alone.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 13, 2010

Welcome to the future

Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.

It's lyrics are:

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

DMAX

DMAX is code for Dimethylallylxanthine. DMAX is 10 times stronger than Caffeine (Trimethylxanthine, TMX). DMAX dose range is 10mg to 40mg and it takes 3 hours to kick in. Caffeine takes 30 minutes to kick in.

Dave: I tried 40mg of DMAX and was hyper for hours.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 10, 2024

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is short for Quit or Vitamin Quit. Sometimes, you need to quit relationships because they have been toxic lately.

Tony: I'm quitting this relationship, Ritter. It's toxic.

Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.

Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!

*Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025

NZT-49

NZT-49 is a fictional drug with no side effects and it makes you smarter and more energetic. It has brain derived neurotrophic factor and makes your brain grow, so the intelligence boost can become permanent. NZT-49 may also cure depression. It's like a better version of NZT-48. NZT-49 is inspired mostly by NSI-189. NZT is also by Amphetamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone stack, Modafinil, Selegiline, Phenylpiracetam, Adderall, Ritalin, Afobazole, Gingko, Omega 3's, Opicapone, Kratom, Memantine, and 9-Me-BC. NZT-48 is addictive. NZT-49 is non-addictive.

Eddie Morra: I hired another lab to remodify NZT-48 and took NZT-49. I tapered off NZT-48 and NZT-49. I can see 50 moves ahead of you.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.

Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 25, 2024