Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.
Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025
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Depakote

Depakote Valproate (VPA) and its valproic acid, sodium valproate, and valproate semisodium is an anticonvulsant. It can treat seizures and bipolar disorder. It can also help prevent migraine headaches. Depakote can treat depression and anxiety. It lifts your mood and reduces anxiety. Proposed mechanisms include affecting GABA levels, blocking voltage-gated sodium channels, and inhibiting histone deacetylases.
I took depakote and it lifted my mood and reduced my anxiety. I later got lexapro and another medication added. I'm sleepier sometimes but happy.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 05, 2021
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4F-MPH

4F-MPH is 4-Fluoromethylphenidate (Fluoritalin). It releases a little more Norepinephrine than Ritalin (Methylphenidate, MPH), and like at least triple the amount of Dopamine as Ritalin (Methylphenidate, MPH). 4F-MPH dose range is 5mg to 15mg+ and it lasts around 3 to 6 hours.
Tony: I took 15mg of 4F-MPH and cleaned and then studied for 5 hours straight.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 04, 2024
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Methoxymethanedioic Acid

Methoxymethanedioic Acid (Dicarbonic Acid) is HO-(C=O)-O-(C=O)-OH . Methoxymethanedioic Acid is beyond Carbonated Hydrogen oxide. It's Carbonated Carbonic Acid.
Tony: I am going to try Seltzer Boys Methoxymethanedioic Acid with flavorings.
by HawaiianPunch1 January 16, 2025
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Propane

Propane is a three-carbon alkane, which is used in gas stoves and gas grills. The prop- prefix root word means 3.

Formula is C3H8.
Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories!

Propane is found in gas stoves and gas grills.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 30, 2021
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Stratosphere

Stratosphere is a nickname for nitrous oxide (laughing gas, NOS) that gets you high for about a minute or a few minutes. Nitrous oxide is mostly called Stratosphere both because it's mostly found in the Stratosphere and because it gets you higher than the troposphere like it's a Stratospheric high for a short time. You get a nitrous oxide cracker and nitrous oxide canisters and fill the balloons, then breathe in Stratosphere from the balloons and enjoy.
I breathed Stratosphere from the balloons and got high like the Stratosphere!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 18, 2022
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Antifreeze

Antifreeze is that greenish yellow liquid your dad puts in the car. It's ethylene glycol. It keeps the car's cooling engine from freezing. It's done in cold places and it's a tradition that goes from generation to generation. Don't drink it though, or you'll die. It's sweet tasting, but deadly toxic if you drink it.
You: Dad? What's that yucky green stuff you're putting in the car?
Dad: That's antifreeze! Someday you'll follow in my footsteps and winter-proof your car engine.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 06, 2013
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