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Check cashing scam

A check cashing scam is when someone tells you a fake sad story about a financial situation and then asks do you bank at a certain bank. The scammer often stands there looking for people who come out of banks. Then they asks where you bank. Then they say let's go deposit the check and then when you deposit the check at the machine, the amount of money goes up temporarily. Then they say let's withdraw some money at a time until the check clears. Then you try to buy something with a debit card and it says insufficient funds. You check your bank and it's too late, it's near zero. Then you suspect something is not right. Then someone you know said you were scammed. You were a victim of a scam.
Tyler: I just deposited money into my bank! I think I'll pay that debt I owe the gym then buy supplements.

Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.

Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.

Tyler: Deposits check.

*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.

Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.

*shows picture.

I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.

*card says insufficient funds.

Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2022
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Herpiegonnorasyphilaids

Herpiegonnorasiphilaids is herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS at the same time. Someone who is an extreme where has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.
Tyler: Look at that chick. She's hot!

Steve: Don't sleep with her! She has herpiegonnorasyphilaids.

Christina (whore): Hey boys! Wanna have sex?
by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023
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Kegan diet

A Kegan diet is a combination of Keto and Vegan diets. You eat fruits and vegetables and and saturated fats from coconut oil and other vegetables and eat keto. Eating very low carb to the point of keto and only eating fruits and vegetables and coconut oil.
I went on a Kegan diet and lost 35 pounds and gained 10 pounds of muscle mass.
by HawaiianPunch1 January 24, 2022
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C9H13NHCl

C9H13NHCl is the formula for Amphetamine HCl (Speed, not Meth). The freebase is C9H13N.
Dave: I think I'll use a low dose of C9H13NHCl.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 20, 2024
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Vitamin P

Vitamin P is short for Propylhexedrine. It could be Propylhexedrine Acetate, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, or Propylhexedrine HCl (Propylhexedrine Hydrochloride). It helps wirh ADHD because it helps you focus, relax, concentrate, remember stuff, clean the house, calculate, and more. The dose is 175mg to 525mg+.
With Vitamin P, cleanings a breeze! With Vitamin P, even homework a breeze!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2024
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D-MAX

D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.
Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024
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Pimp Nails

Long Pinkie nails that are used to scoop and snort speed(amphetamine), Ritalin(Methylphenidate), and research chemicals(such as methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 3-Fluormethoamphetamine, Troparil, 4F-MPH and more).
I used my pimp nails to scoop and snort speed (amphetamine). It was awesome!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 10, 2021
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