HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Eufy

Eufy is the cleaning robot that's always there for you. Eufy cleans more than messes. She cleans away your life problems and is like a mini-UFO.

Steve: Eufy clean away more than messes. She cleans away my life's problems. I live you, Eufy.

Eufy: *cleaning robot noises.

Eufy: I love you, too.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

Cheese Tooth

It means you like cheese!

Steve: Mmmmm. Delicious FUCKING cheese! I have a Cheese tooth!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.

An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025

Bud Light

The beer used to be kind of good, but now it has become a beer where, if you drink it, a dress will magically appear around you. Now it sucks! It has become Trans-(formers)

Bro 1: *Drinks Coors Light beer
Bro 2: *Drinks Modelo beer
Bro 3: *Starts Drinking Bud Light
Bro 1 and 2: Noooo! Don't drink that!
Bro 3: *Finishing Bud Light.

Why not?

Bro 1 and 2: Because of (censor playing Transformers theme. Transformers robots in disguise!)dress.

Bro 3: I feel funny. *Dress appears.

(Transformsers theme plays in the background). *Becomes Trans-(formers)
Trans-(former) 3: Noooooo!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023

Cheese and egg head

Cheese and egg head is when you eat lots of cheese and eggs and are on your way to becoming buff. You workout and you're on your way to becoming a meat head.

I'm starting to get buff. I'm a cheese and egg head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

Hippy Ritz

Hippy Ritz is: Dinitrogen monoxide, N2O, Nitrous oxide, Hippie Ritz, Whip-its (or Whip-it), Stratosphere, NOS, Hippie Crack, and Hippy crack. Hippy Ritz is called Hippy Ritz because similar to high dose Ritz (Ritalin), the high is short and it leaves you wanting more. Ritalin lasts maybe 2 to 4+ hours. Whip-its last 30 seconds to 2+ minutes. Since whip-its (Nitrous oxide, N2O, Hippy Ritz) depletes Vitamin B12, supplement with Vitamin B12 supplements. B Vitamins are important, especially Vitamin B12. Don't use Hyppy Ritz more than twice a month and no more than 24 or 25 canisters a session. 12 is better. Maximum 50. You end up loading a canister in the cracker (whip-its opener), putting a balloon on it, twisting it, letting the gas in, and breathing the balloon. Hippy Ritz is usually used to make whipped cream though. Hippy Ritz is legal.

Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023

Sesamol

Sesamol is a chemical with antioxidant and cardioprotective properties found in sesame seeds. The melting point of sesamol is 62 to 65 °C (144 to 149 °F; 335 to 338 K). The boiling point of sesamol is 121 to 127 °C (250 to 261 °F; 394 to 400 K) at 5 mmHg (0.00657895 atm).

Sesamol is the chemical name for sesame seeds.

I am working with sesamol in the laboratory.

Could you pass the sesamol? I'm hungry.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2021