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The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023
Get the The grass is greener on my side of the fencemug. by HawaiianPunch1 February 21, 2024
Get the Eufymug. K2 is herbs sprayed with JWH compounds which are synthetic Marijuana like JWH-018 and JWH-200. Ever since the government banned the safer JWH compounds, K2 was sprayed with stronger and more dangerous compounds. K2 turns your nails black now and can kill you. Kratom and Weed doesn't kill you. K2 kills! Weed and Kratom are legal now and much safer than K2!
Kevin (hooked on K2): This K2 is awesome.
Stan: Kevin, your nails are black.
*2 weeks later
Kevin dies.
Stan: Kevin, your nails are black.
*2 weeks later
Kevin dies.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 9, 2022
Get the K2mug. Klonopin is a benzodiazepine (benzo) medication. Clonazepam (Klonopin) starts to work in 1 hour and the effects lasts 6 to 12 hours. Benzos like Klonopin relax you. The side effect is that Klonopin and other benzodiazepines can become habit forming and even addictive for a while. Klonopin is good for anxiety and works better when combined with propranolol. Propranolol is not addictive so it safe and you can switch from Klonopin to Propranolol. Do not mix Klonopin with alcohol, or you will likely black out and do something stupid.
I took Klonopin and was relaxed. I took propranolol too. So I was even more relaxed. I quit Klonopin. Now I'm using Kratom sometimes.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021
Get the Klonopinmug. A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.
Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!
Tyler: I guess this is the website.
*gives money through PayPal.
*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.
Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!
Tyler: I guess this is the website.
*gives money through PayPal.
*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022
Get the Website similarity scammug. Nature's Ritalin is Khat. You extract 100g Khat leaves with 500ml Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 0.5ml of Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid). This is the REAL way to extract it. You leave it for 3 to 6 hours, then maybe blend it in the blender. Each 100g contains 100mg to 350mg of Cathinone, 100ml Cathine, and 50mg of Norephedrine. If you pick the leaves from the Khat tree and it stays there for 2 days (48 hours), then Cathinone all turns into Cathine and Norephedrine. Khat is awesome. You can enjoy it with a soda on the side and fries. Lemons and Limes can be squeezed for the juice and this can also be used for Khat extraction.
Tony: I drank 500ml to 600ml of Khat juice and enjoyed Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl in solution. Khat is Nature's Ritalin.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 16, 2024
Get the Nature's Ritalinmug. Eufy is like a pet mini-UFO, except that it cleans. It cleans more than dirt. Eufy cleans away your few toxic ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, mental problems, marital issues, and more. Eufy is the best.
Steve: Eufy is awesome!
Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?
Alien: I got a Eufy too!
Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?
Alien: I got a Eufy too!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024
Get the Eufymug.