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Math Discoverer's Cocktail
The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
Math Discoverer's Cocktail by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
Vitamin Q
Vitamin Q is a Vitamin that can only be activated by going to your local pharmacy, buying 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges, and then taking a Nicotine lozenge while saying the words, "I Quit!". Then, you quit the relationship with a golddigger, quit a job with a greedy boss, quit trying to get higher and higher grades to impress a dad that will only be impressed with Detron multiverse brain or higher, or other unpleasant situation.
Dave: *goes to the pharmacy.
*Buys 4mg Nicotine lozenges.
Dave's golddigger girlfriend not appreciating Dave got shredded for himself and for her: Where's my phone?!
Dave: *Tries 4mg Nicotine lozenges.
Dave: I Quit! I'm enjoying Vitamin Q with the help of Vitamin N.
*Buys 4mg Nicotine lozenges.
Dave's golddigger girlfriend not appreciating Dave got shredded for himself and for her: Where's my phone?!
Dave: *Tries 4mg Nicotine lozenges.
Dave: I Quit! I'm enjoying Vitamin Q with the help of Vitamin N.
Vitamin Q by HawaiianPunch1 April 3, 2025
Skittles
1) Skittles are the children version of pills. They're candy.
2) The adults refers to pills as Skittles so kids don't find out. Skittles include DXM HBr pills 15mg, Modafinil pills 200mg, Armodafinil pills 150mg, Adipex pills 75mg, Strattera pills, MDMA pills, Vicodin pills, Adderall pills 10mg, Ritalin pills 20mg, Vyvanse pills, Concerta pills, Gabapentin pills, Nicotine lozenges 2mg, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg, Phenylpiracetam pills 100mg, Afobazole pills, Propranolol pills, Selegiline pills, and more.
2) The adults refers to pills as Skittles so kids don't find out. Skittles include DXM HBr pills 15mg, Modafinil pills 200mg, Armodafinil pills 150mg, Adipex pills 75mg, Strattera pills, MDMA pills, Vicodin pills, Adderall pills 10mg, Ritalin pills 20mg, Vyvanse pills, Concerta pills, Gabapentin pills, Nicotine lozenges 2mg, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg, Phenylpiracetam pills 100mg, Afobazole pills, Propranolol pills, Selegiline pills, and more.
1) Steve kid: Can I get some Skittles?
Dave kid: Sure. Candy is delicious.
2) Tony: Can I get some Skittles?
Heisenberg: Sure! I got the whole pharmacy on me. So would it be Adipex? Selegiline? Afobazole? Phenylpiracetam? Nicotine lozenges? Adderall? Ritalin? Modafinil?
Tony: Just Adipex, Modafinil, and Selegiline for now? Oh boy, Adult Skittles!
Dave kid: Sure. Candy is delicious.
2) Tony: Can I get some Skittles?
Heisenberg: Sure! I got the whole pharmacy on me. So would it be Adipex? Selegiline? Afobazole? Phenylpiracetam? Nicotine lozenges? Adderall? Ritalin? Modafinil?
Tony: Just Adipex, Modafinil, and Selegiline for now? Oh boy, Adult Skittles!
Skittles by HawaiianPunch1 March 13, 2025
Skittles
1) A candy that is sour and sweet and comes in different fruit flavors. Super delicious.
2) Pills like Kratom, Kava Kava, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex.
2) Pills like Kratom, Kava Kava, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex.
Skittles by HawaiianPunch1 March 6, 2025
Superman Batman
Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.
Superman Batman by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025
Cutter
1) Someone who cuts themselves because of way too massive depression and need NSI-189 40mg to 80mg until their shrunken hippocampus grows back to normal size and they don't cut anymore and maybe they even become normal, then uses Selegiline 5mg to 30mg until they become sort of hypomanic and much happier than the general population and then adds Adipex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Kratom, Nicotine lozenges, and more and builds a foundation of sustainable Superhappiness and the end of depression and even normal moods (The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project). Then, uses going to the gym 3 times a week. Also, uses 30mg to 75mg of Dextromethorphan HBr for 5 to 15 days while taking a break from other drugs to then reset tolerance. Adipex also helps with ADHD. Lexapro helps with depression. Propranolol helps with anxiety and depression. Depakote helps with depression and anxiety. Risperdal helps with autism spectrum. A new promising antidepressant is Auvelity.
2) Someone who uses Adipex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adderall, or Ritalin for weight loss and gym "cutting" while maintaining muscle by continuing to go to the gym. Then after looking "cut", or muscular and not far, they go to bulk again. But I don't need to gym cut, because I'm Superman Batman.
2) Someone who uses Adipex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adderall, or Ritalin for weight loss and gym "cutting" while maintaining muscle by continuing to go to the gym. Then after looking "cut", or muscular and not far, they go to bulk again. But I don't need to gym cut, because I'm Superman Batman.
1)
Steve: I keep cutting and hurting myself.
Tony: You need NSI-189 and gym, part of The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project. Your hippocampus is massively shrunken and damaged.
Steve: Thanks. I'll try it. *has tiny broken hippocampus.
Steve: *5 years later with bigger muscles and huge hippocampus.
Steve: Holy crap! I feel Superhappiness! And now I'm on Auvelity after NSI-189.
Tony: *shredded.
I told you The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project helps and gym included.
2) Tony: I'm taking Adipex for ADHD and weight loss and looking gym cut is a side benefit. I'm gym cutter. But now I'm gym bulker. No more gym cut because you got to eat big to get big.
Steve: I keep cutting and hurting myself.
Tony: You need NSI-189 and gym, part of The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project. Your hippocampus is massively shrunken and damaged.
Steve: Thanks. I'll try it. *has tiny broken hippocampus.
Steve: *5 years later with bigger muscles and huge hippocampus.
Steve: Holy crap! I feel Superhappiness! And now I'm on Auvelity after NSI-189.
Tony: *shredded.
I told you The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project helps and gym included.
2) Tony: I'm taking Adipex for ADHD and weight loss and looking gym cut is a side benefit. I'm gym cutter. But now I'm gym bulker. No more gym cut because you got to eat big to get big.
Cutter by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025
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Cheddarkins by HawaiianPunch1 January 25, 2025