A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 22, 2020
Get the Gecko Speedballmug. 2030 to 2040 is the years when scientists say the coffee plant will go extinct due to global warming (Climate Change) and droughts. Coffee is sensitive to droughts and weather that's too hot.
Strategies to deal with this include:
1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)
2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).
3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strategies to deal with this include:
1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)
2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).
3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Steve: I tried 100mg of Methcathinone HCl because it's the year 2040 (way past 2030) and caffeine is extinct.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024
Get the 2030mug. When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.
*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.
*eats it.
(Next day)
*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.
*eats it
(Wednesday)
Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it
Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.
A year later.
*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.
Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023
Get the Midnight 15mug. Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.
Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!
Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!
Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!
Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!
Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023
Get the Malkmug. I used NH2CH2CH3 to make Ethylamphetamine or C11H17N using Phenyl-2-Propanone and Aluminum Galinstan amalgam plus Palladium on Carbon or Aluminum Palladium Galinstan amalgam and added iron powder and formic acid and a Carbon Dioxide inert atmosphere.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 23, 2024
Get the NH2CH2CH3mug. When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
Get the Pee Turbulancemug. by HawaiianPunch1 November 23, 2024
Get the Armodmug.