HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Cheese tooth

It's when you like cheese. Eating more cheese leads to stronger teeth. Plus, it's delicious. Cheese tooth is when you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheese.

Dave: Steve. You have a cheese tooth.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Eufy

A robot pet, dumbasses!

My Eufy! I got a eufy!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

Ozzy and Drix

Ozzy (also known Osmosis Jones) is a white blood cell. Ozzy hangs out with Drix, a cold pill. Together, Ozzy and Drix fight viruses inside of Frank's body in the movie, Osmosis Jones. In the show, Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever got sucked inside of a mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever went to Hector when Hector got sucked by the mosquito and Hector killed the mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever entered Hector's body. Ozzy and Drix defeated Scarlett Fever. Then Ozzy and Drix have adventures killing viruses and bacteria and other stuff.

Drix: Freeze, Scarlett Fever!
Osmosis Jones: You have nowhere to go!
Scarlett Fever: *runs.
Mosquito: *sticks straw in Frank.

*sucks blood, sucking Ozzy, Drix, and Scarlett Fever into the mosquito.

*Ozzy and Drix theme plays.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 11, 2023

Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

Website similarity scam

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.

Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022

Eufy

Eufy is like a pet mini-UFO, except that it cleans. It cleans more than dirt. Eufy cleans away your few toxic ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, mental problems, marital issues, and more. Eufy is the best.

Steve: Eufy is awesome!

Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?

Alien: I got a Eufy too!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024