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The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.
Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.
Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?
Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.
*43 seconds pass.
Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.
*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.
*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.
Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.
Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!
*Frank Moment
Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?
Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.
*43 seconds pass.
Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.
*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.
*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.
Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.
Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!
*Frank Moment
by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023
Get the 5T second rulemug. A Skin-Furry is someone who is kind of like a furry, except that the naked skin of the woman (or man if you're a woman) is not fur, but colored skin. Only the face and tail is furry. The rest of the body is colored skin. They might even draw skin-furry art and porn of their favorite characters (like Coco Bandicoot, Tawna Bandicoot, Krystal Fox)
Fernando: Oh yeah! Tawna Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot! Coco Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot too! Krystal Fox skin-furry porn is hot!
Fernando: I'm a Skin-Furry!
Fernando: I'm a Skin-Furry!
by HawaiianPunch1 June 18, 2023
Get the Skin-Furrymug. When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
Get the Midnight 15mug. Mr. Krabs: Let me go! I got to get some of that Green Stuff!
Thug: *pulls out Lima beans on a spoon.
Mr Krabs: No! Not that Green Stuff!
*Truck full of of lima beans backs up.
Mr Krabs: Noooooooo!
Thug: *pulls out Lima beans on a spoon.
Mr Krabs: No! Not that Green Stuff!
*Truck full of of lima beans backs up.
Mr Krabs: Noooooooo!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 5, 2023
Get the Green Stuffmug. Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2022
Get the Cap crampsmug. Turbo-Buzzing is taking Adipex pilks for ADHD to become relaxed, but then you add caffeine (Caffeine pills, Monster energy drinks, coffees, NOS energy drinks), alcohol (Booze, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Everclear, Ethanol), or both. You become buzzed and hyper when combining Adipex, Monster energy drinks, and Vodkas. Adipex alone, you're focused and relaxed because of ADHD. Adipex + Monster energy drink + Vodkas --> Tweaked and Hyper.
Tony: I combined Adipex (75mg), Monster energy drink (140mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), and 2 shots of Vodka (around 40ml ethanol) and I became hyper and really buzzed. Turbo-Buzzing
by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024
Get the Turbo-Buzzingmug. Nolvadex is a medication used in PCT (Post Cycle Therapy) after SARMs use. 20mg of Nolvadex a day for 30 days after about 30 days of SARMs and Enclomiphene means that you prevent the risk of gyno and man boobs after SARMs and Enclomiphene.
Steve: I tried RAD-140 and Enclomiphene. Then used Nolvadex as post cycle therapy to prevent gyno and man boobs.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 10, 2024
Get the Nolvadexmug.