Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Website similarity scam
A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.
Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!
Tyler: I guess this is the website.
*gives money through PayPal.
*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.
Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!
Tyler: I guess this is the website.
*gives money through PayPal.
*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Website similarity scam by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022
Check cashing scam
A check cashing scam is when someone tells you a fake sad story about a financial situation and then asks do you bank at a certain bank. The scammer often stands there looking for people who come out of banks. Then they asks where you bank. Then they say let's go deposit the check and then when you deposit the check at the machine, the amount of money goes up temporarily. Then they say let's withdraw some money at a time until the check clears. Then you try to buy something with a debit card and it says insufficient funds. You check your bank and it's too late, it's near zero. Then you suspect something is not right. Then someone you know said you were scammed. You were a victim of a scam.
Tyler: I just deposited money into my bank! I think I'll pay that debt I owe the gym then buy supplements.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.
Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.
Tyler: Deposits check.
*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.
Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.
*shows picture.
I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.
*card says insufficient funds.
Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.
Check cashing scam by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2022
SEC-J
Logan: I'll have a SEC-J!
Miguel: It will be ready in a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Sausage Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
Miguel: It will be ready in a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Sausage Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
SEC-J by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
BEC-J
Logan: I'll have a BEC-J
Miguel (the deli guy): Give me a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Bacon Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
Miguel (the deli guy): Give me a few minutes.
*A few minutes later.
Miguel: Here's your Bacon Egg and Cheese with Jalapeños!
Logan: Thanks!
BEC-J by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
Eat your soup
Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.
Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
Dennis: Ew!
*The next day*
Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.
Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
Eat your soup by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
Coors Light
Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.
Coors Light by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
Vallium
Vallium is the cooler way to spell Valium. It's a benzodiazepine (or benzo for short) which relaxes you. They are prescribed by a doctor for anxiety when other medications fail. Vallium can become pretty addictive, so use responsibly. Do not combine it with alcohol (ethanol).
Vallium by HawaiianPunch1 December 6, 2022