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Fluoritabooze 

Fluoritabooze is a combination of Fluoritalin (4F-MPH, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate), and booze (ethanol, vodka, beer, drinking alcohol). The combination causes you to create 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate) in your body, which is more dopaminergic. It also raises levels of 4F-MPH and 4F-EPH that reaches into your brain. This causes more energy and good memory and focus from the 4F-MPH, a greater high from the 4F-EPH, and more relaxation from the ethanol.
Tyler: Oh boy! Let me take Fluoritalin (4F-MPH, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate) and Booze (Drinking alcohol, ethanol, beer, vodka) together to get higher and also have more focus.

*Drinks 3 beers and takes 20mg 4F-MPH.

*1 Hour later
Tyler: Woah! I'm feeling it. I feel so calm and focused and a little energized. This Fluoritabooze is great!

Chemtrails

Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?
Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.

*Starts raining.

Tyler: Yay! It's raining!

Josh: Woo hoo!

Stephanie: Woah!

*They all start dancing in the rain.
Chemtrails by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023

Midnight 15 

When you stay up past Midnight and eat and cook unhealthy junk food, can't exercise because it's late, and you end up gaining 15 pounds of more in one year.
*Midnight.

Tom: *eats the refrigerator.

*one year later.

Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.

Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.

Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!
Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 June 24, 2023

Midnight 15 

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.
*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023

Skin-Furry

A Skin-Furry is someone who is kind of like a furry, except that the naked skin of the woman (or man if you're a woman) is not fur, but colored skin. Only the face and tail is furry. The rest of the body is colored skin. They might even draw skin-furry art and porn of their favorite characters (like Coco Bandicoot, Tawna Bandicoot, Krystal Fox)
Fernando: Oh yeah! Tawna Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot! Coco Bandicoot skin-furry porn is hot too! Krystal Fox skin-furry porn is hot!

Fernando: I'm a Skin-Furry!
Skin-Furry by HawaiianPunch1 June 18, 2023

[Sarcasm][/Sarcasm] 

Sarcasm/Sarcasm is when something you say is sarcastic. It is necessary since it's practically impossible to tell sarcasm online as you would confuse what they say as stupidity or something. You put "Sarcasm" at the beginning of the sarcastic sentence, put sarcastic words, then put "/Sarcasm" to end the sarcastic sentence.
SarcasmI'm sure glad that they're littering on the floors and beaches. Isn't it great that sea turtles will eat the plastic, choke, and die instead of eating jellyfish. Who needs to use garbage cans anyway?/Sarcasm

This was an example of a sarcastic sentence.

I like Orange Fanta soda.

This was not an example of a sarcastic sentence.

Note that Sarcasm/Sarcasm was used.

Wake and Mod 

Wake and Mod is when you first wake up, the first thing you do is grab a cup of water or bottle of water and take half a Modafinil (100mg), one Modafinil (200mg), half an Armodafinil (75mg), or half an Armodafinil (150mg). Sometimes, it can also be 50 to 200mg of Hydrafinil (Fluorenol) or 100 to 200mg of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide).

If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.
Tyler: I woke up at 7am and took 1 Modafinil pill (200mg). Now that's what I call a Wake and Mod!