Definitions by Haruka Hoshino

woonkle 

The male organ a.k.a. willy

"What's that?"
"A woonkle."
"Oh."

woonkle by Haruka Hoshino December 26, 2009

oompa doompa 

Toilet plunger.

Bob came out with the oompa doompa stuck to his knee like a pirate leg.

oompa doompa by Haruka Hoshino December 24, 2009

cooky

Engrish spelling of cookie.

Milk and cookys.

cooky by Haruka Hoshino December 23, 2009

lil fella 

The male part.

My boyfriend pulled out his junk and called it his lil fella.

lil fella by Haruka Hoshino December 12, 2009

teletubbies 

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.

Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!

teletubbies by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

bathtubbin' 

Hanging out with your friends in a bathtub.

We were going bathtubbin' last night.

bathtubbin' by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

rude bits

Things that are usually covered up by clothing. Located between the legs.

Damn, Bob! Put those rude bits away!

rude bits by Haruka Hoshino December 3, 2009