Haruka Hoshino's definitions

teletubbies

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.

Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!

by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

bathtubbin'

Hanging out with your friends in a bathtub.

We were going bathtubbin' last night.

by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

woonkle

The male organ a.k.a. willy

"What's that?"
"A woonkle."
"Oh."

by Haruka Hoshino December 26, 2009

oompa doompa

Toilet plunger.

Bob came out with the oompa doompa stuck to his knee like a pirate leg.

by Haruka Hoshino December 24, 2009

lil fella

The male part.

My boyfriend pulled out his junk and called it his lil fella.

by Haruka Hoshino December 12, 2009

cooky

Engrish spelling of cookie.

Milk and cookys.

by Haruka Hoshino December 23, 2009

rude bits

Things that are usually covered up by clothing. Located between the legs.

Damn, Bob! Put those rude bits away!

by Haruka Hoshino December 3, 2009