Harry flashman's definitions

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

pesonality

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.

Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

bazooka breath

Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.

Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003