purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

by harry flashman July 22, 2003

futz

To dawdle or waste time.

Don't futz around. Get back to work.

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

by harry flashman August 21, 2003

hoofuckinray

An interjection indicating tepid enthusiasm. (also: "yifucinhaw" or "Yafuckinhoo")

Hoofuckinray, yellow socks...just what I wanted for my birthday.

by harry flashman July 04, 2003

Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

infeminate

To cause to take on feminine characteristics.

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.

by harry flashman August 04, 2003