Harry flashman's definitions

welshman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

weight nazi

A physical fitness fanatic in the military who believes that six-pack abs, blond hair, blue eyes, Teutonic good looks, and 12% bodyfat will ensure his suvival in combat, his promotion in peacetime and a place in Valhalla in the afterlife; everyone else who doesn't look like a recruiting posterboy should have been a candidate for prenatal eugenics.

Hey, Master Chief...you might want to take the long way to building 501...there's a weight nazi hiding in the bushes a block up ambushing sailors with a tape....it's that same shitweasel who is pushing to switch the whole PRT system to metric!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

waimanalo

A would be trailer park if Hawaiian zoning laws permitted it.

Dem buggahs frum waimanalo is all F.O.B., dey don't know mauka frum ewa and dey breff smel like YickLung salties.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

lattetude

A hyper attitude caused by too much caffeine.

Steer clear of Jolene this morning...she's got a lattetude.

by harry flashman August 29, 2003

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003