infinite regress

Total sadness and remorse.

Yolanda gots infinite regress fo' slappin' Pearleen at Paw-Paws funerile.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

maroon

1. A default moron.

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.

Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

by harry flashman July 06, 2003

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

lame

Fabric interwoven with metal wire.

Airman First Class Lawrencio wore silver lame undershorts, prefering it to kevlar for comfort and style.

by harry flashman January 07, 2007

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 06, 2003