Harry flashman's definitions

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

scumweasel

A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.

I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

bone

n. an undeserved, great wrong. v. to shaft, wrong or fuck over somebody undeservedly.

The Chief gave Dave the bone again, poor bastard.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

masungit

A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.

Ai, that sagin-biter...Cordapio is masungit. (sagin is a euphemism for the penis)

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

maroon

1. A default moron.

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Weltangschlong

1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for "world view", meaning one views the world from his solitary, nether eye.

1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn't judge me....it's my Weltangschlong, I can't help it.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003