Harry flashman's definitions

pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

klugle

A white robed seagull.

The klugle kept his beak shut while in the company of crows.

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

blackflagged

To have poisoned insects or critters. Derived from a trademark named insecticide.

Yolanda blackflagged her crabs with lindane.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

twangbang

A country and western shagfest.

Tammy went to Nashville knowing she'd have to twangbang the staff at Horseshoe Records, Inc. in order to have her demo heard.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Fists of Furry

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003