Harry flashman's definitions

steamandcream

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.

Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

nofukinway

A negative response said with some finality.

Q. Hey Chief, I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye, we have philosophical differences in our approach to Naval leadership....I even puked on your shoes once on the quarterdeck....but would you sign my request chit to go to the United States Naval Academy? A. Nofukinway, Seaman Apprentice Ferndock.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

frottege

A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.

Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

inflatuation

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

wienie wagger

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003