Harry flashman's definitions
Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
Get the dog poopmug. An avowal of minimal excitement.
by harry flashman July 4, 2003
Get the yafuckinhoomug. Suffering from penile dementia.
by harry flashman August 19, 2003
Get the psenilemug. A general insult denoting great negativity in odor, hygeine, appearance, culture or ancestry. Also a country on the horn of Africa.
Skeeter, was you born in Djibouti? If you caint spit terbacca proper at least shampoo your dammed beard!
by harry flashman July 28, 2003
Get the djiboutimug. The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.
Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
Get the Combinded Federal Campaignmug. A bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.
Smitty climbed the Washington monument with a scoped 30-'06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
Get the dittybagmug. A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.
Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
Get the spam scammug.