rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

hilario

What Hillary won't give Bill. It drove Bill to seek the comfort of Monica.

If Bill had been getting hilario real regular he could have gotten a third term.

by harry flashman July 04, 2003

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

aquestion

Having to do with horses, equestrian.

Althea asked directions to the aquestion center where she hoped to rent and ride a horse, but nobody seemed to know what she was talking about.

by harry flashman August 13, 2003

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003