Harry flashman's definitions

fuck me now

A cry of despair.

Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

sworded

Squalid, ignoble or filthy.

Bubba heard Reginald call him sworded and wondered how he knew that he was carrying a pocket knife.

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

Teep

Slang for toilet paper.

Bubba, fetch me some teep, else I'm gonna have to cut up Mama's curtains.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

howdy

The first name of Mr Dooty, a former TV personality and marionette in the 1950's who was driven into obscurity, alcohol abuse and an early death after being arrested by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee(HUAC) for being a suspected fellow traveler with the Communist Party.

Senator Joe McCarthy relentlessly interrogated Howdy Dooty about the Communist Party pulling strings and making him dance like a puppet.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

bone

n. an undeserved, great wrong. v. to shaft, wrong or fuck over somebody undeservedly.

The Chief gave Dave the bone again, poor bastard.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

röhrfrosch

pipe frog, an obvious reference to genitalia size.

Herr Helmutt ist der rohrfrosch mit Gerschrivvledt Testikalen, ja?

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003