Definitions by Harry flashman

SORTS 

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

SORTS by harry flashman July 10, 2003

megaheinous 

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

megaheinous by harry flashman July 9, 2003

license to steal 

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

license to steal by harry flashman July 9, 2003

catshit 

A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.

Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.

catshit by harry flashman July 9, 2003

almoranha 

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"

Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.

almoranha by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Ruben 

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

Ruben by harry flashman July 9, 2003

bazooka breath

Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.

Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.

bazooka breath by harry flashman July 8, 2003