Harry Toba's definitions

Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

Miami Coke Float

1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.

Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!

by Harry Toba February 4, 2014

Butternut Crunch

When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.

Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Wallnut

Someone who will not show their cock to anyone. They are often very sexy and have more than one girlfriend, but will not reveal or flash their cock anyway. This can make their girlfriends annoyed or sexually aggressive.

Johnny is such a wallnut. He never shows anyone his cock, not even Jessica.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Peanut Brittle

This is when a man either:
1. Gets his cock licked and then fucks a girl so hard his cock feels 'fried'
2. Burns his cock during non-sexual activity and then gets a blowjob

1st Girl: Aahhh! Did you see him fuck Sophy! He must have a peanut brittle now!
2nd Girl: I know, right!

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Printed

To get printed is to get filmed or photographed while having open sex or for a man to spray on top of a photocopier.

When Brianna and Johnny were trying to enjoy some sex, they realised that they were getting printed.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Homerun

Either to:
1. Fuck a girl while walking somewhere
2. Fuck a random girl on the way to her house
3. Fuck a girl so hard it takes an hour for the cum to leak back out

Johnny was giving Mary a homerun on the way back from the bar.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014