Harry Flashman's definitions

mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

Qusay and Uday

The sons of Saddam Hussein who were adjudged not fit to breed and were given an infusion of lead instead of vasectomies.

Qusay and Uday were rendered sterile by means of numerous implants of copper coated lead boluses of 5.56mm diameter.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

fiddlefart

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

maroon

1. A default moron.

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.

Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003