Definitions by Harry Flashman

yafuckinhoo 

An avowal of minimal excitement.

Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese.

yafuckinhoo by harry flashman July 4, 2003

hilario 

What Hillary won't give Bill. It drove Bill to seek the comfort of Monica.

If Bill had been getting hilario real regular he could have gotten a third term.

hilario by harry flashman July 4, 2003

No deals 

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

No deals by harry flashman July 4, 2003

fuck that 

A response to a loaded question that seeks to elicit an affirmative reply.

Q. Hey, Rodney, I'm having a couple of close friends over tomorrow for beer and pizza...and to castrate some bull calves...can I count on you to come? A. Fuck that.

fuck that by harry flashman July 4, 2003

nofukinway 

A negative response said with some finality.

Q. Hey Chief, I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye, we have philosophical differences in our approach to Naval leadership....I even puked on your shoes once on the quarterdeck....but would you sign my request chit to go to the United States Naval Academy? A. Nofukinway, Seaman Apprentice Ferndock.

nofukinway by harry flashman July 4, 2003

flimpis 

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.

Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.

flimpis by harry flashman July 4, 2003

glick 

A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw.

Megnao Flimpis is reputed to be a glick...I'm not saying he is or he isn't....I just heard it from 6 people, read it on the stalls of 12 public restrooms and and found a cash register receipt for a jumbo box of straws from Sam's Club in his trash can.

glick by harry flashman July 4, 2003