Definitions by Harry Flashman

dittybag 

A bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.

Smitty climbed the Washington monument with a scoped 30-'06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.

dittybag by harry flashman July 10, 2003

license to steal 

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

license to steal by harry flashman July 9, 2003

megaheinous 

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

megaheinous by harry flashman July 9, 2003

catshit 

A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.

Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.

catshit by harry flashman July 9, 2003

almoranha 

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"

Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.

almoranha by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Ruben 

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

Ruben by harry flashman July 9, 2003

bazooka breath

Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.

Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.

bazooka breath by harry flashman July 8, 2003