Harry Flashman's definitions

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

weltanschlong

Alternative spelling of weltangschlong (see that entry), meaning world size erection.

While Megnao bragged about his weltanschlong (sic), Harry knew Megnao's dirty little secret...it was achieved with the help of pharmaceuticals.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

sinnerfold

A fold out picture of a woman in a men's magazine.

"Hotdamn", yelped Bubba, "did you see the sinnerfold in this months' issue of Playboy?"

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

steamandcream

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.

Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003