Definitions by Harry Flashman

iaintdunnit 

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

iaintdunnit by harry flashman July 13, 2003

Gurl 

A Naval officer with the 1100 code in the General UnRestricted Line (GURL), doesn't have a warfare specialty, doesn't serve at sea and consequently attracts personnel who would otherwise have made a career in the postal service.

My JAG lawyer thought it was important to get a GURL on the courts-martial board so that I could get acquitted.

Gurl by harry flashman July 13, 2003

take a dump 

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.

Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!

take a dump by harry flashman July 13, 2003

nilpferd 

A hapless but likeable loser.

Lighten up on Smedley...he's a nilpferd.

nilpferd by harry flashman July 13, 2003

bagoong 

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.

Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.

bagoong by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Contemporaneous 

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

Contemporaneous by harry flashman July 12, 2003

prolapse 

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

prolapse by harry flashman July 12, 2003