Harry Flashman's definitions

duff

v. To D/F (direction find)

Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

klugle

The dance style akin to clogging choreographed by Grand Imperial Wizard Kenny Krappeschiede for the 1999 production of "KKK Riverdance."

Though he still didn't think it was right, Kenny had a growing respect for Antwan-Jamal Washington in the lead...Jesus! That boy could klugle.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

klugle

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.

Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003