Definitions by Harry Flashman

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Profanese by harry flashman July 16, 2003

jockular 

One who is fond of being athletic.

Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.

jockular by harry flashman July 15, 2003

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

plums by harry flashman July 15, 2003

pan handle 

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

pan handle by harry flashman July 15, 2003

hunting accident 

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

hunting accident by harry flashman July 15, 2003

boffum 

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

boffum by harry flashman July 15, 2003

truly fucked 

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

truly fucked by harry flashman July 15, 2003