Harry Day's definitions
as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
by Harry Day December 23, 2009
Get the anti-Midas touchmug. like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!
Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?
Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?
Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
by harry day October 26, 2009
Get the blond jobmug. any person who is aware of poverty and yet romanticizes living in poverty on purpose. . . doing the minimal doings to collect government entitlements and welfare and underestimate his/her danger living with like people
erin - did you hear john lives downtown now?
pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?
erin - he's a self martyr.
pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.
pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?
erin - he's a self martyr.
pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.
by Harry Day March 17, 2010
Get the tax-me minimalistmug. word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.
Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!
Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.
Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!
Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.
Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.
Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!
Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.
by Harry Day March 13, 2010
Get the floristamug. by Harry Day July 8, 2010
Get the F-hollywoodmug. when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
by Harry Day October 27, 2009
Get the horse collarmug. any city dwelling human who totally relies on the service industry of grocery, restaurant, corner market or fast food to eat. . . and would be totally lost and eventually die from either eating raw roadkill or shot for stealing food from someone else if the service industry were to fail.
urbavores, though able to make meals, are unable to hunt, kill and clean any animal and most likely cannot grow their own vegetables or fruits properly, and would have died off even less than one hundred years ago.
urbavores, though able to make meals, are unable to hunt, kill and clean any animal and most likely cannot grow their own vegetables or fruits properly, and would have died off even less than one hundred years ago.
Chuck - I see you went to McDonalds, again, for dinner.
Steve - I got the Big Mac with fries this time. . . the quarter pounder can be so bad for you.
Chuck - You are most definetely an urbavore. . . you're lucky it isnt 1859 or I'd shoot you in my garden. . . if a bear didn't eat you first.
Steve - I got the Big Mac with fries this time. . . the quarter pounder can be so bad for you.
Chuck - You are most definetely an urbavore. . . you're lucky it isnt 1859 or I'd shoot you in my garden. . . if a bear didn't eat you first.
by Harry Day December 28, 2009
Get the urbavoremug.