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Dinky Winks

The man responsible for probably the only meme from Spy Kids that ever made it out of the Spy Kids orbit.
"SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?" - Dinky Winks opening statement
by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016
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Tom Clancy

A bestselling author with a slew of novels known for their realism like Rainbow Six.

His only two faults are that 1) He's dead, and 2) he never told Ubisoft to stop making terrible iterations of his novels. He smiles knowing that his novels will remain legendary but occasionally rolls in his grave as E3 shows aspirations of a game based off his books that are NEVER the final product.
The Division is still not worth $60. But Tom Clancy's books are worth more than that, bottom line.
by Hardstuck Internet October 29, 2017
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Jhin

Champion from League of Legends. A performance artist with an infatuation with death (because he likes killing people) and the number four (because he likes killing people.) He's so obsessed with four that it's pretty much in most of his in-game kit (4 AD per level, 4 seconds for his W mark, 4 seconds for his E mark, 4 shots in his basic attacks and ultimate, you get the idea.)
"In carnage, I bloom... like a flower in the dawn." - Jhin, the Virtuoso
by Hardstuck Internet July 8, 2020
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Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."
"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"
by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019
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E.X.I.T.

The elimination zone for BFB, dubbed Eternal Algebra Class Withfour. The Exitors, which are the classification for the eliminated contestants, are subject to Algebra questions that mostly involve subtraction by 1 exercises, graphing the y-axis, and overall worshipping Four, the all-powerful host for BFB.
Sleeping if Four's codeword for elimination at Eternal Algebra Class Withfour, or E.X.I.T.
by Hardstuck Internet January 7, 2019
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Tyler1

A Draven main and League of Legends streamer, Tyler1 is known for his former toxicity as well as his hella aggro personality as an alpha male. No matter if you're a beta nerd or another alpha male, there's always something to enjoy when he's streaming.

You can find him on twitch.tv/loltyler1
"GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME! *screaming*" - Tyler1, ripping a plain white shirt he was wearing.
by Hardstuck Internet October 21, 2018
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disco heat

A League of Legends content creator and DJ whos claim to fame is exposing the vitriolic toxicity of League's community by playing champs with builds or roles you wouldn't ordinarily build.

Remember: Be your own Summoner. Don't be afraid of being banned for not playing the meta game, because you won't.

Currently plays on EU Nordic & East, the king of toxicity among other servers.
Welcome to another video for another day - Disco Heat
by Hardstuck Internet April 19, 2018
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